User Profile

I'm a procrastinating engineering student chick, trying to grow up to be a responsible adult and an organized wife, while using all my five senses to enjoy my surroundings. This particular journal is dedicated to my search of an enjoyable, organized life.

And the sixth sense? That's what I use for making up strange theories, based on the facts collected by the other five senses.


My herstory:

After being married for about two years, I realized my lifestyle more closely resembled that of an immature college frat boy, while my hubby's lifestyle was like that of my equally immature roommate... excluding certain marital activities, of course. Yes, nothing is more romantic than a seemingly adult married couple drinking beer together and laughing at juvenile fart jokes, but unfortunately, that provides an ideal environment for breeding dust bunnies and growing new life forms in the kitchen sink. Having odd something crawl at your feet, demanding odd something rights, can be very inconvenient.

Trying to find clean socks under a staggering pile of odd stuff, while trying not to shake the pile too much so it wouldn't stir up the dust, gets very counterproductive and frustrating after a while. So, after one particularly vain session of fighting against entropy, I decided I'll enjoy my life much more if I actually try to make it more organized and efficient. Of course, an organized, enjoyable life starts from an organized, pleasant home.

I'm not particularly fond of writing about my daily life, so this journal will most likely serve as a dumpster of rants, opinions, weird theories, and assorted tips found all over the net.


Random uninteresting facts about moi:

• I lost my virginity during the wedding night.
  ... and I'm still with the same guy.


• I've dyed my hair for so long I've forgotten what my natural hair color is.
  ... and I'm not a ditzy blonde. I'm currently a redhead.


• Most people who know me think I'm very intelligent.
  ... that's because I simply keep my mouth shut.


• I enjoy making sarcastic remarks and snarky comments.
  ... usually I'm the target of my own sarcastic remarks.


• I could very well have sex with another female, but I could never ever live with one.
  ... I seem to have a typical male brain.


• Romanescu cabbage is my favorite vegetable.
  ... because it's a perfect example of the fractals found in nature!